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An ET from Pluto is from time to time observed concealing a body by a sizeable rock in Groveland Wayside Park before sunrise.
A female holding her head by her arm has been said to have been observed on a handful of occasions flinging bricks into the flow at Big Creek around midnight. According to what the locals allege, this spirit gets pleasure from frightening foolhardy folks who come searching for spirits in Big Oak Flat.
A very large chamois can every so often be seen in a mobile home in the vicinity of Big Oak Flat.
The phantom of a young woman dressed in a blood-covered prom dress was spotted searching for a hat underneath a parked Dodge in a Big Oak Flat parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise. Numerous people nearby have had equivalent incidents with an almost identical ghost.
The ghost of an eleven foot high massive man appeared smoking a pipe around midnight on a park bench in Big Oak Flat. This spirit is incredibly
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active in this neighborhood; there have been frequent additional accounts of this precise spirit. Locals here who have distinguished this ghost say this ghost could be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Big Oak Flat many years ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Big Oak Flat
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Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
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