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These are some lies we made up about Biggs.
A young girl having on a blood-covered wedding gown is occasionally witnessed trying to hide a cadaver in Hamilton Slough before sunrise. Regardless of what, it undoubtedly is a terrifying ghost that you do not want to meet at the stroke of midnight.
The Gingerbread Man may every now and then be perceived in Butte County Fairgrounds before dawn burying a corpse by a sizeable rock.
An ET from planet Saturn has often been perceived staring at people in a Biggs apartment through a keyhole.
A massive pronghorn is repeatedly distinguished in a deserted spot in the vicinity of Biggs.
An extremely large lamb is known to have been made out on frequent occasions walking by the side of a gloomy highway near Biggs.
A space man from the cosmos may frequently be observed mailing a packet at a Biggs post office.
A giant lovebird may be perceived very often glugging down diesel from a gasoline pump at a fuel station in Biggs.
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Ghost Sightings From Biggs
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Ghost Sightings From Biggs
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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