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These are some lies we made up about Big Bear Lake.
A space invader from outer space can be made out very frequently seated in a beanbag in a home in the vicinity of Big Bear Lake.
A somewhat decomposed human dead body is now and then witnessed in the rear seat of a Chrysler by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror at midnight. In any case, this is an unpleasant ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
Plato has purportedly been witnessed on many occasions scrutinizing Bow Canyon in detail before dawn.
A space alien has frequently been spotted raking leaves in the back garden of an apartment in Big Bear Lake.
A woman afire, grasping a gasoline container is often observed pulling a dead body over the grass in Animal Park very late at night.
The ghost of a farmer in a straw hat is rumored to have been seen on a handful of occasions gazing up on the summit of Bertha Peak. No matter what, it undeniably is a terrifying spirit that is preferably not interrupted.
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young-looking girl having on a bloody dress may repeatedly be witnessed by an old woman hiking along a trail next to Big Bear Lake.
A huge addax can be observed very frequently staring over Arrastre Flat in the early morning hours.
A gentleman having an axe in his head has once in a while been perceived in the center of Barton Creek reflecting.
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Based on what the locals assert, this ghost is almost certainly the stressed ghost of a local resident who used to reside here in Big Bear Lake.
A massive aoudad is occasionally spotted staring down into the water at Boulder Bay at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Big Bear Lake
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Ghost Sightings From Big Bear Lake
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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