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These are some lies we made up about Big Bar.
An extremely large lizard was seen walking a Poodle in the early morning hours before sunrise on a shadowy Big Bar street.
A space man from Mars showed up up on the apex of Brushy Mountain trying to find a person.
A sphinx was noticed staring over Cherry Flat late at night.
An enormous frog was noticed sobbing down at Buck Spring late in the night.
A large bloodcurdling beast is repeatedly perceived at Cabin Creek after midnight hurling rocks into the flowing water.
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Ghost Sightings From Big Bar
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Ghost Sightings From Big Bar
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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