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These are some lies we made up about Bethel Island.
A space man from Venus is rumored to have been observed on a handful of instances being carried by a moped on a murky highway outside Bethel Island.
An ET from another planet may now and then be seen in a mobile home in Bethel Island.
The phantom of a dentist with a blood-splattered uniform was witnessed by Dutch Slough burrowing a crack. The onlooker escaped right after he made out the ghost.
A lady with her head and left arm and left leg separated was spotted at Big Break in the early morning hours before sunrise staring down into the water. The ghost was unconcerned that there was someone else near.
A medusa materialized in a Bethel Island building.
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Ghost Sightings From Bethel Island
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Ghost Sightings From Bethel Island
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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