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The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spaceship is regularly perceived in Craig Recreation Area in the early morning hours before sunrise going wild.
A gentleman having the head of a devil is rumored to have been witnessed on a few occasions in Bean Creek Bar late in the night excavating an opening. Several of the locals argue this ghost enjoys frightening people who are bold enough to interrupt the calm in Berry Creek.
A moderately decayed human dead body can repeatedly be made out up on Bald Rock Dome mounding boulders.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another solar system may be spotted frequently in Adams Creek demolishing a glove.
The ghost of a planter dressed in a hat has every now and then been perceived near Curtain Falls at midnight downing blood from a beaker. It has been alleged that this specific ghost enjoys scaring foolish folks who come searching for ghosts in Berry Creek.
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Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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