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These are some lies we made up about Berkeley.
A space alien appeared looking at a woman slumbering on a futon in a flat in Berkeley.
The ghost of a gentleman with half his head absent was noticed sawing down a high tree in Eucalyptus Grove around midnight. The spirit was ingested by the night after being made out. People here say that this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Berkeley in the past.
The ghost of a young woman having on a bloody wedding gown was distinguished fluttering over Faculty Glade before dawn. Freaked out by the observers the ghost vanished into the dark.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was spotted trying to locate an object down beside the shore at Berryman Reservoir.
A massive baboon has repeatedly been perceived soaring across the Berkeley Hills before dawn.
A decapitated lady is regularly perceived smoking a cigar up on the highest spot of Albany Hill. One of the residents determinedly
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says that this ghost takes pleasure in frightening people who have the nerve to disturb the calm in Berkeley.
The ghost of a young girl may frequently be perceived at Adams Point before dawn staring down into the water. Some of the locals say this phantom takes pleasure in terrifying unwise people who come searching for phantoms in Berkeley.
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alien from planet Jupiter can be spotted frequently at Alameda Harbor on a dark night enjoying the scenery.
An alien from space has now and then been observed sobbing in Berkely Reef at the stroke of midnight.
A figure with a skeleton face dressed in shady robes is occasionally seen in Alameda Park very late at night gazing. Well, this is an antagonistic phantom that you wouldn't want to bump into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A big chilling beast has purportedly been seen on several instances in a grocery store in the Berkeley area.
A gigantic gemsbok has repeatedly been seen trying on a shirt in a Berkeley home.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spacecraft is repeatedly perceived drifting down on Bear Creek at the stroke of midnight.
A woman with a spear in her head is known to have been witnessed on several instances struggling out of a drain hole on a Berkeley street at the stroke of midnight. In any case, it's undeniably a bloodcurdling spirit that any wise person would
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Ghost Sightings From Berkeley
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Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
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