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These are some lies we made up about Benton.
An ET from Jupiter is often observed calling names of people in Barasco Gulch after midnight.
A very large lamb is rumored to have been noticed on several occasions up on Anderson Peak looking frightening.
An ET from another galaxy may often be observed looking across Benton Valley at the stroke of midnight.
A space alien can be made out very often hauling a body from the ice cold water of Hutchinson Creek around midnight.
A big chilling ghost is from time to time distinguished laundering a blood-covered bed sheet in Yellowjacket Spring at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Benton
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Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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