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These are some lies we made up about Ben Lomond.
A colossal dromedary may be spotted over and over again in Ben Lomond County Park before sunrise shouting names of people.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another world has occasionally been noticed trying on a jacket in a Ben Lomond trailer.
The phantom of a teen girl is once in a while noticed howling at the watcher to disappear down near the waterfront at Loch Lomond.
A space man from outer space is known to have been spotted on one or two instances going mad in the center of Alba Creek.
The ghost of a female having half her head lost can every now and then be observed downing water from Redwood Springs after midnight.
A female with a spear in her head was spotted scraping out a gap in the soil in Big Tree Grove in the early morning hours before sunrise. The watcher ran off immediately after she witnessed the ghost. In any case, this ghost undoubtedly is scary; one that is preferably not disrupted.
Frankenstein's
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Monster showed up struggling up from a drain hole on a Ben Lomond residential street in the early morning hours.
A huge fawn was perceived late at night hovering over Big Rock Hole.
The ghost of a youthful Indian combatant became visible snooping in mailboxes before sunrise in Ben Lomond. The ghost did not care that there was someone
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else in attendance.
A space man was witnessed in a Ben Lomond highschool at midnight walking the halls.
A big menacing dragon was made out in a building in close proximity to Ben Lomond.
A massive springbok has regularly been perceived on the peak of Bald Mountain late in the night looking at the sight.
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Ghost Sightings From Ben Lomond
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
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