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These are some lies we made up about Benicia.
A very large hare was distinguished in a Benicia area grocery store, pacing the aisles.
The martian crew member of an alien spacecraft showed up gazing down into the water at Army Point in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn was perceived on the summit of Bush Hill on a dark night viewing the panorama.
A space alien from another world materialized at Elliot Cove at the stroke of midnight enjoying the panorama.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer was observed burning a bag before sunrise on a sidewalk in Benicia.
A giant platypus has frequently been seen examining Alhambra Valley in detail on a dark night.
Rapunzel is regularly witnessed resting at a table in a Benicia apartment gobbling a chicken drumstick.
An ET from the Moon has been witnessed on a few occasions staring over Page Flat in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A massive coyote can often be made out by Alhambra
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Creek discussing into the air.
A space invader from space can be made out frequently in Africa USA Park late in the night hiding a dead body by a large rock.
Plato has sometimes been perceived on the shore of Lake Chabot grasping a human cranium.
A luminous human figure is sometimes distinguished being carried by a camel along
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a highway close to Benicia. In any event, this is an antagonistic spirit that any rational person wouldn't wish to meet.
A very large elk has supposedly been observed on several occasions staring near Angel Island State Park.
The phantom of a pregnant lady can now and then be seen wandering through a residence outside Benicia. No matter what, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship has regularly been noticed in Golden Gate National Recreation Area outside the park headquarters twinkling a kerosene lamp.
An alien from Saturn has allegedly been witnessed on a few instances at a public phone in Benicia talking on the telephone.
A space alien from deep space can frequently be seen pacing through a Benicia neighborhood burial ground.
The ghost of a youthful gentleman dressed in a denim jacket can be distinguished repeatedly looking bloodcurdling down a deserted highway in close proximity to Benicia in the early morning
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hours before sunrise. Several folks declare this ghost is that of a person who resided here in Benicia many years ago. One thing is for sure, it's sure a creepy ghost that should be avoided.
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Ghost Sightings From Benicia
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Ghost Sightings From Benicia
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
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