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These are some lies we made up about Belmont.
A man with a large hole through his upper body has regularly been noticed burying a cadaver by a sizeable boulder in Alexander Park around midnight.
An martian voyager from outer space is often noticed in the middle of Belmont Creek burrowing a cavity.
A gentleman having the head of a demon is rumored to have been observed on one or two instances searching for a hat beneath a parked Nissan in a Belmont parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise. In any case, it's a scary spirit that you don't want to meet after midnight.
A somewhat decomposed human cadaver can often be noticed downing blood from a bottle at the water at Adobe Point.
An Iguanodon can be witnessed very often having a melon in Adobe Gulch late at night.
A lady in flames, holding a gas tank has sometimes been observed drinking motor oil by Bay Slough.
A space man from planet Venus is sometimes observed staring at the water by Crystal Spring Dam after
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midnight.
An enormous ox is rumored to have been observed on several occasions reading a book down next to Summit Spring around midnight.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system can now and then be observed seeking a person before sunrise on a lawn in Belmont.
An extremely large crow has often been witnessed seated at the
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dining table in a Belmont residence crying.
The ghost of a farmer dressed in a straw hat is regularly distinguished howling up on the summit of Bald Knob.
A young girl wearing a bloody wedding gown has purportedly been spotted on one or two instances striding through a flat in Belmont. Regardless of what, it's undeniably a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A lady with a green face may repeatedly be noticed struggling to grab something in a plastic boat on Bear Gulch Reservoir. Several of the folks who live in this town claim this ghost may very well be a well-known old days dweller of Belmont.
The ghost of a mail carrier may be perceived over and over again striding through a mobile home close to Belmont. Regardless of what folks utter, this spirit undoubtedly is frightening; one that should be steered clear of.
A space alien has every now and then been distinguished wandering through a Belmont vicinity graveyard.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs has purportedly been perceived on
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several occasions crying out names of people near the entrance to Golden Gate National Recreation Area.
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Ghost Sightings From Belmont
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Ghost Sightings From Belmont
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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