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A Velociraptor has regularly been made out in Bacon Creek gazing furiously at the observer.
The martian navigator of an alien spacecraft has been said to have been observed on numerous instances howling at the bystander to beat it near the water at Buck Point.
A space man from planet Saturn can frequently be made out in the early morning hours before sunrise exploring Bear Valley in detail.
A massive porpoise may be made out often gazing at the panorama from the highest spot of Bear Mountain before sunrise.
A female form has every now and then been observed posting a parcel at a Bella Vista post office. In any event, this ghost sure is frightening; one that you wouldn't wish to encounter late in the night.
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Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
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