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The phantom of a muscular lumberjack carrying a sizeable axe may repeatedly be perceived raking leaves in the yard of a residence in Bell. Based on what the residents claim, this ghost gets pleasure from scaring folks who come trying to find ghosts in Bell. One thing's for sure, this is a horrible ghost that should be stayed away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Bell
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Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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