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These are some lies we made up about Bell.
Plato is now and then noticed riding on a camel alongside a road right next door to Bell.
The phantom of an adolescent girl is rumored to have been observed on many instances at Rio Hondo after midnight hurling rocks into the current.
A space alien from Venus can occasionally be witnessed covering a dead body by a big boulder in Acuna Park at midnight.
An ET from another galaxy was witnessed checking out Coyote Pass in detail in the early morning hours.
A figure with a skeleton face sporting shady robes materialized at a coin operated phone in Bell using the telephone. When the observer appeared the ghost ran away.
The alien technician of an unidentified flying object was distinguished screaming names of people by the side of a deserted road near Bell late in the night.
An martian traveler from another planet materialized up on the top of Montebello Hills looking scary.
A huge quagga was seen hanging out in an abandoned building
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in Bell.
A space man from Venus was seen at Whittier Narrows Dam on a dark night screaming at the onlooker to disappear.
A space invader from deep space has frequently been distinguished in a motor boat on Whittier Narrows Reservoir going out of control.
A giant ape is rumored to have been noticed on a few instances on a dark night
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flying over Los Angeles Basin.
A wandering ghost may repeatedly be spotted standing by a deserted highway close to Bell. If you talk to the residents, this ghost is that of a local person who resided here in Bell some decades ago.
A centaur may be perceived often swallowing blood from a jar outside the entrance to Angeles National Forest.
An extraterrestrial has occasionally been seen consuming a steak by the entrance to Santa Monica Mountains National Recreation Area.
An alien traveler from another solar system is once in a while distinguished mounted on a bicycle on a gloomy road in the neighborhood of Bell.
A colossal finch has been distinguished on one or two occasions in a flat in Bell.
The ghost of a young Indian fighter has often been seen marching in the middle of a wild highway outside Bell.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon is regularly witnessed relaxing in a chair in a mobile home right next door to Bell.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has purportedly been observed
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on a small number of instances very late at night rushing after a passing Buick on a shady highway outside Bell.
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Ghost Sightings From Bell
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Ghost Sightings From Bell
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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