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These are some lies we made up about Beaumont.
A space alien from another solar system may be noticed repeatedly in a mirror in a Beaumont mobile home; the ghost was only visible in the mirror.
A female with a green face is once in a while noticed in a building outside Beaumont.
An alien is known to have been witnessed on numerous occasions swallowing soda pop in Cherry Canyon late in the night.
A man with a sword in his head was witnessed in Bogart County Park at midnight smoking a pipe. The ghost didn't seem to be scared by the onlookers.
The phantom of a mailman became visible in a Beaumont area hardware store, staggering the aisles. When the ghost was witnessed it faded away into the night.
A womanly character was made out looking for a person up on the apex of Mount Davis. Freaked out by the witnesses the phantom departed into the shadows.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another galaxy became visible around midnight leading a piloted visit of Banning Bench to a cluster
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of spirits.
The ghost of a man clutching a sword was spotted howling mid stream in Birch Creek. When observed the phantom came up to the witness who then ran off. No matter what, it's a frightening ghost that you do not want to meet very late at night.
The ghost of a female having letters cut into her nose was distinguished trying to
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exclaim something after midnight by a road sign in Beaumont. This particular ghost has been seen repeatedly in this neighborhood.
A woman with worms crawling out of her ears has repeatedly been perceived seated at the kitchen counter in a Beaumont home twinkling a lantern.
The Abominable Snowman is repeatedly witnessed being carried by a pony beside a road in the vicinity of Beaumont.
An extremely large ewe has purportedly been witnessed on frequent occasions walking through a home near Beaumont.
A colossal mongoose may often be observed in California Citrus State Park at the ranger station yelling people's names.
A large creepy dragon may be distinguished often in Joshua Tree National Park at the park headquarters facing the onlooker.
An extremely large mouse has from time to time been seen at a coin operated phone in Beaumont talking on the phone.
A space invader from Saturn is now and then spotted staggering through a Beaumont area graveyard.
The ghost of a bound up woman is known to
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have been noticed on several instances burrowing an opening next to a secluded road right next door to Beaumont after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Beaumont
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Ghost Sightings From Beaumont
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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