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An enormous kangaroo has every now and then been made out by Beale Dam in the early morning hours staring at the water.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy is every now and then seen in Albion Ravine at midnight smoking a pipe.
A space invader may now and then be observed chatting into the thin air in the center of Cox Creek.
An martian tourist from deep space was perceived pulling a body over rocks in Cabbage Patch at midnight.
The ghost of a steel-miner came into sight at the water at Camp Far West Reservoir crying. This phantom is very active in this vicinity; there have been numerous additional reports of this particular phantom. A lot of locals argue this ghost is almost certainly the undeparted ghost of a resident who used to reside here in Beale Afb.
An ET from another world was perceived in a phone booth in Beale Afb talking on the phone.
A colossal doe materialized in the early morning hours hovering across Horseshoe Flat.
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extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO was noticed staggering through a Beale Afb vicinity burial ground.
An ET from Pluto was made out flashing a kerosene lamp up on Allenwood Hill.
An extraterrestrial from outer space has often been spotted frightening people beside a secluded road near Beale Afb late at night.
A giant dormouse is often distinguished standing by a desolate road near Beale Afb.
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Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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