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These are some lies we made up about Bayside.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy was witnessed among the trees of Arcata Community Forest reading a magazine.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft came into sight in a mirror in a Bayside home; the ghost was solely perceptible in the mirror.
A gentleman with a sword in his head was made out in Arcata Ball Park very late at night hiding a corpse by a large boulder. When the onlooker came into view the phantom ran away.
The Pied Piper has frequently been made out in a residence outside Bayside.
A space alien from planet Venus is frequently noticed scrambling out of Dead Mouse Marsh drenched in dirty water at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Bayside
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Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
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