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The ghost of an elderly prospector with a big mustache and a wooden right leg is every now and then witnessed down beside the water at Willow Cove verbalizing into the night. A number of of those who live here assert this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long forgotten Bass Lake local resident.
The ghost of an elderly woman carrying a revolver has been noticed on one or two instances searching for somebody up on Goat Mountain. It's been said that this specific ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while traveling through Bass Lake before the present.
The phantom of an old Indian chief was made out sipping water from Angle Falls around midnight. This individual spirit has been seen very often in this place.
A black rat that transformed into a female became visible gazing at a woman slumbering in an armchair in a mobile home in Bass Lake. There have been further reports about this ghost in the vicinity. One thing's for sure, this is an unlikable ghost that you do not want to encounter around midnight.
A giant donkey was distinguished in a hardware store in the Bass Lake area.
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Ghost Sightings From Bass Lake
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Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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