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These are some lies we made up about Barstow.
An martian explorer from another solar system has from time to time been distinguished late at night following a passing Chrysler on a shadowy road near Barstow.
An alien from the cosmos is now and then observed outside the entrance to Mojave National Preserve trying to locate a shoe.
An extraordinarily menacing phantom may now and then be spotted up on the highest spot of B Hill gulping milk. According to what the local residents declare, this ghost may be a renowned former time inhabitant of Barstow.
Aristotle was perceived in Barstow Heights Park late at night dragging a body over rocks.
A very large vicuna showed up in the backseat of a Nissan by the driver distinguishing the spirit in his rear view mirror late at night.
The ghost of an aged prospector with a sizeable beard and a hook instead of his right hand was spotted by a lady canoeing in a river in close proximity to Barstow. The observer freaked out and ran away.
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martian commander of a UFO came into sight fluttering across the Mitchel Range at night.
The ghost of an old female holding a rifle was spotted shouting by the entrance to San Bernardino National Forest. The ghost didn't appear to be scared by the witnesses.
The ghost of an old Indian chief was made out sitting on a sofa in a home in
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Barstow. The ghost greeted the viewer.
A Megalosaurus has repeatedly been distinguished flashing a light under a lamppost in Barstow.
A black dog that shape-shifted into a woman is often observed striding from trailer to trailer at night on a Barstow avenue.
A giant hog has supposedly been witnessed on many occasions taking a rest at the dining table in a Barstow mobile home.
An enormous ibex may often be distinguished in a desolate spot close to Barstow.
An alien tourist from another galaxy may be spotted very frequently mailing an envelope at a Barstow post office.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves has now and then been distinguished glugging down gas from a fuel pump at a fuel station in Barstow.
An alien from Pluto is now and then spotted speaking into the night as if somebody else was present.
A gargantuan cow has been said to have been witnessed on a few occasions walking a Terrier after midnight on a murky Barstow lane.
The phantom of a young female clothed as a maid can every
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now and then be seen peeking through apartment windows in Barstow before dawn. Scores of people who live here assert this ghost is the stressed soul of a long departed Barstow local resident. One thing's for guaranteed, it is in all certainty a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not disrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Barstow
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Ghost Sightings From Barstow
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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