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These are some lies we made up about Banning.
A space alien has every now and then been spotted late in the night studying Banning Canyon in detail.
A big bloodcurdling dragon is every now and then spotted on a dark night marveling at Banning Bench.
A giant muskrat has purportedly been spotted on several instances up on Barker Peak slurping blood from a container.
A gigantic grizzly bear can once in a while be seen hovering over Burro Flats late in the night.
An extremely large oryx was seen burying a corpse by a sizeable boulder in Bogart County Park late in the night.
A Pteranodon showed up walking a Saint Bernard before dawn on a murky Banning residential road.
A gentleman having the head of a demon showed up peeping through building windows in Banning at midnight. The ghost talked about revenging a murder.
A very large chimpanzee was observed watching TV in a Banning living room at midnight.
A woman in flames, gripping a gas container was witnessed going through
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garbage cans on a Banning road. The witness got freaked out and ran away.
Rapunzel has regularly been noticed near Buck Spring on a dark night shouting.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot is often witnessed by Brown Creek struggling to verbalize something. Locals assert that this ghost is the undeceased soul of a long departed Banning
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resident.
A massive sloth has allegedly been observed on numerous instances on a Banning residential road at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another solar system can be observed very often hovering in the air like a blimp in Banning.
Vasco da Gama has occasionally been distinguished in a hardware store in the Banning area.
An alien from Saturn is sometimes distinguished in California Citrus State Park quite near the park headquarters shouting names.
An ET from another part of the galaxy has supposedly been seen on a few occasions pointing at the bystander by Joshua Tree National Park.
A very large elk may from time to time be noticed trying on a jacket in a Banning building.
The martian pilot of a UFO has frequently been witnessed nosing around in mailboxes late in the night in Banning.
A massive elephant has allegedly been made out on a handful of occasions performing a song on a xylophone in a Banning apartment.
A space alien from Saturn can often be spotted in a Banning school before dawn staggering the halls.
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Ghost Sightings From Banning
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Ghost Sightings From Banning
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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