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These are some lies we made up about Ballico.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship has often been made out dragging a corpse from the chilly water of Dry Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a woman with satanic symbols carved into her foot is frequently spotted turning toward the watcher in Arakelian Park at night. One thing is for sure, it is in all certainty a menacing ghost that is better not messed with.
A woman with larvae crawling out of her nose has allegedly been distinguished on numerous occasions poking around in mailboxes late at night in Ballico. It's been alleged that this exact ghost is the tormented spirit of an old Ballico local person.
A giant mynah bird may repeatedly be perceived in a Ballico secondary school after midnight staggering the halls.
The ghost of a bound up woman has sometimes been noticed in a mirror in a Ballico mobile home; the ghost was only perceptible in the mirror. If you listen to the locals, this ghost is that of a person who had a house here in Ballico many years ago. In any event, this is an unfriendly ghost that you do not want to come across at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Ballico
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Ghost Sightings From Ballico
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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