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These are some lies we made up about Baldwin Park.
A giant marmoset has supposedly been seen on numerous occasions concealing a cadaver by a sizeable boulder in Allen J Martin Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a female with half her head missing may often be observed at midnight looking across Bradbury Debris Basin. According to the local residents, this ghost is that of a resident who dwelled here in Baldwin Park in the past.
A lady with a spear in her head can be noticed frequently going nuts in the center of Arcadia Wash.
A big scary monster has from time to time been witnessed in a mirror in a Baldwin Park home; the phantom was exclusively to be seen in the mirror.
An ET from outer space is once in a while seen annihilating an object up on the apex of Mount Bliss.
A giant gnu has been spotted on numerous occasions sipping blood from a mug in Beatty Canyon before dawn.
A drifting spirit may occasionally be distinguished eating a cookie
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on the top of one of the hills in the Puente Hills around midnight.
An alien has regularly been noticed trying to find a bag underneath a parked Pontiac in a Baldwin Park parking lot at midnight.
Socrates is regularly witnessed chatting into the air at Santa Anita Dam before dawn.
An extremely large guanaco has supposedly been
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made out on many instances seeking somebody late at night by a vending machine in Baldwin Park.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft may frequently be spotted having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Baldwin Park building weeping.
The phantom of a young-looking Indian warrior has from time to time been made out striding through a flat in Baldwin Park. One thing's for guaranteed, it is in all certainty a creepy spirit that should be avoided.
The ghost of an airline pilot is known to have been observed on frequent occasions striding through a trailer near Baldwin Park. Anyhow, this ghost undeniably is terrifying; one that is rather not disturbed.
A Triceratops was noticed trying to capture something near Angeles National Forest.
An martian tourist from space emerged marching through a Baldwin Park neighborhood graveyard.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos was perceived at Santa Monica Mountains National Recreation Area scaring folks.
A giant chimpanzee became visible yelling names next
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to a wild highway near Baldwin Park on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Baldwin Park
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Ghost Sightings From Baldwin Park
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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