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These are some lies we made up about Bakersfield.
A female hauling her head beside her arm has every so often been witnessed staring through building windows in Bakersfield in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a guy with half his head absent is once in a while observed browsing through trash cans on a Bakersfield avenue.
An extremely large hartebeest can occasionally be witnessed on a Bakersfield avenue at the stroke of midnight.
A massive chimpanzee has repeatedly been observed concealing a dead body by a sizeable rock in Beach Park before dawn.
The ghost of a young female wearing a blood-covered wedding gown is repeatedly seen at Calloway Weir very late at night reflecting.
An alien from Pluto can regularly be perceived looking at a man snoozing in an armchair in a home in Bakersfield.
An extraterrestrial from deep space may be observed time and again trying on shoes in a Bakersfield home.
A space invader has now and then been noticed looking angrily at the onlooker
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quite near the entrance to Fort Tejon State Park.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO is every now and then witnessed struggling out of a storm drain on a Bakersfield lane at midnight.
An alien tourist from another galaxy may occasionally be made out near the entrance to Channel Islands National Park heaving pieces of wood.
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space invader from planet Saturn was spotted nosing around in mailboxes very late at night in Bakersfield.
A giant iguana materialized performing a song on a harpsichord in a Bakersfield home.
A headless lady was made out in a Bakersfield school at midnight walking the halls. The ghost didn't mind that there was somebody else nearby. One of the folks who live here definitely declares that this phantom gets pleasure from startling foolish people who come seeking phantoms in Bakersfield.
The ghost of a 9 feet high colossal man came into view in a building near Bakersfield. When the onlooker came into sight the ghost fled.
A giant sloth was made out searching for a photo next to a parked Toyota in a Bakersfield parking lot before dawn.
Archimedes was noticed in a Bakersfield area store, staggering the aisles.
The ghost of a lady having half her head missing has frequently been spotted reading a tabloid before dawn by a vending machine in Bakersfield. A number of of those who live here say this spirit
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could be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Bakersfield some time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Bakersfield
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Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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