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These are some lies we made up about Azusa.
A massive waterbuck may frequently be distinguished walking a Saint Bernard before dawn on a shady Azusa residential street.
A lady having the head of a goblin can be seen often in Beatty Canyon at the stroke of midnight howling at the onlooker to stay away. It has been declared that this individual ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while traveling through Azusa before the present.
An ET from another planet has occasionally been perceived peeping through home windows in Azusa on a dark night.
A lady grasping her head beside her arm is rumored to have been distinguished on a few occasions watching movies in an Azusa living room on a dark night. Whatever folks exclaim, this is an unfriendly phantom that you shouldn't go searching for.
A gargantuan hippopotamus may occasionally be witnessed up on Mount Bliss stacking boulders.
The Pied Piper has often been distinguished taking in the panorama at Big Dalton Debris Dam very
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late at night.
A colossal pronghorn is often observed hovering over Berry Flat at midnight.
A space man is rumored to have been witnessed on one or two occasions flying across the San Jose Hills at midnight.
An martian vacationer from space may frequently be spotted by Big Dalton Wash consuming a slice of pizza.
An extraterrestrial
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from the Moon can be seen time and again on an Azusa residential street in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system has occasionally been witnessed at the water at Newman Point smoking a cigar.
The ghost of a youthful lady wearing a blood-covered prom dress is once in a while perceived dragging a dead body over the grass in Allen J Martin Park on a dark night.
Marco Polo has been said to have been made out on a few instances grasping a human headbone down beside Big Cienega Spring before dawn.
A beheaded woman may from time to time be distinguished in a row boat on Big Dalton Reservoir yelling.
A massive lamb was spotted looking at an old man slumbering in a bed in an apartment in Azusa.
The ghost of a teen girl was witnessed trying on a jacket in an Azusa flat. The ghost was indifferent that there was somebody other there.
An alien emerged flickering a lantern in Angeles National Forest by the ranger station.
The martian navigator of a UFO was
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distinguished creeping out of a drain hole on an Azusa residential street at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Azusa
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Ghost Sightings From Azusa
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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