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These are some lies we made up about Avila Beach.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship can regularly be made out in Avila State Beach at the stroke of midnight screaming at the bystander to stay away.
The spirit of an aged guy with a large white beard may be observed very frequently gazing down into the water at Fossil Point late in the night.
The phantom of a gentleman wearing a military uniform has now and then been made out at the stroke of midnight conducting a directed outing of Smugglers Cave to a group of spirits. It has been argued that this particular phantom could be a recognized days gone by resident of Avila Beach.
A Plateosaurus is every now and then observed at a public phone in Avila Beach talking on the phone.
An armor from the middle ages with no person inside may from time to time be spotted checking out Castro Canyon in detail after midnight. Based on what the local residents declare, this ghost is possibly the tormented ghost of a local resident who used to live here in Avila Beach.
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Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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