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These are some lies we made up about Avery.
A giant gila monster is sometimes seen gulping blood from a container by the shore at Fly in Acres Reservoir.
A gigantic gopher can every now and then be observed up on Cone Hill looking for a photo.
The spirit of a farmer in a worn hat was distinguished watching TV in an Avery living room in the early morning hours before sunrise. Freaked out by the bystanders the ghost fled into the dark. If you listen to the folks who live here, this ghost could be the soul of a local person who passed away here in Avery many years ago.
The ghost of a young air force pilot came into view browsing through garbage cans on an Avery road. This particular ghost has been seen frequently in this location. If you listen to what the locals argue, this phantom is in all probability the undead phantom of a local resident who used to reside here in Avery. In any event, it's a terrifying ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
A lady with a bottle-green face materialized
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on an Avery lane at night. There are several testimonies with reference to this spirit in the neighborhood. Lots of local residents assert this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long dead Avery local. No matter what, it undoubtedly is a creepy ghost that you don't want to meet after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Avery
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Ghost Sightings From Avery
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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