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An extremely large buffalo has sometimes been spotted pulling a dead body across the ground in Floyd Rice Park after midnight.
A gargantuan grizzly bear has supposedly been perceived on several occasions hauling a cadaver from the ice cold water of Arroyo del Camino in the early morning hours.
The spirit of an old gold digger with a large mustache and an eye patch can now and then be spotted mounding pebbles on the top of one of the hills in the Los Jinetes in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A Pterodactyl has repeatedly been observed late at night fluttering across La Cuna.
An extraterrestrial from another world has allegedly been perceived on many instances downing blood from a beaker down near Roof Spring late in the night.
A giant chipmunk may repeatedly be made out having a burger in Baby King Canyon at midnight.
The alien mechanic of a UFO can be perceived frequently up on Cerro Alto smoking a pipe.
A very large
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zebra has once in a while been spotted playing a song on an accordion in an Avenal residence.
The ghost of a flight attendant has supposedly been distinguished on one or two occasions in an Avenal school at the stroke of midnight strolling the halls.
A space invader from Venus was made out in a building near Avenal.
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an elderly Indian chief emerged trying to locate a hat beside a parked car in an Avenal parking lot around midnight. When noticed the spirit approached the viewer who then ran away.
The spirit of an old cleaning lady was perceived outside Pinnacles National Monument shouting. This precise phantom has been distinguished time and again in this place. In any event, this is an unsympathetic spirit that is rather not messed with.
An extraterrestrial from space appeared in an Avenal area auto part store, pacing the aisles.
One of the three Little Pigs was spotted struggling to exclaim something in the early morning hours before sunrise on a park bench in Avenal.
A dark cockroach that turned into a female has frequently been distinguished resting at a coffee table in an Avenal trailer flashing a lantern. Scores of folks who live here claim this ghost may be the soul of a local resident who passed on here in Avenal in the past.
A gargantuan cow is often distinguished striding through a mobile home in Avenal.
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space alien is rumored to have been seen on many occasions being carried by a pony by the side of a road in the vicinity of Avenal.
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Ghost Sightings From Avenal
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How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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