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These are some lies we made up about Avalon.
A giant goat was noticed looking at a man slumbering in an armchair in a house in Avalon.
A lady having the head of a demon materialized in an autopart store in the Avalon area. When made out the phantom came up to the observer who then fled.
Ferdinand Magellan was spotted trying on socks in an Avalon mobile home.
A gargantuan cat showed up flinging bricks beside the water at Abalone Point.
A woman grasping her head under her arm was noticed mounding chunks of concrete by Wishbone Loop. This precise ghost has been perceived very frequently in this place.
A Pterodactyl was made out studying Gallagher Canyon in detail late in the night.
An ET from another planet has often been noticed taking a swim down by Bannings Beach late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Avalon
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Ghost Sightings From Avalon
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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