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These are some lies we made up about Auburn.
The ghost of a young-looking female outfitted as a maid can every so often be observed sitting in a beanbag in a flat in Auburn.
A space alien from another planet has often been witnessed examining the landscape from the pinnacle of Bald Hill on a dark night.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy is repeatedly perceived in Baltimore Ravine at night sobbing.
The ghost of a steel-miner has been distinguished on frequent instances dragging a body over the grass in Ashford Park in the early morning hours.
A sizeable terrifying giant can repeatedly be noticed staring beneath a streetlamp in Auburn.
An extremely large bunny may be witnessed repeatedly gazing across Doty Flat before sunrise.
A female with a partly see-through body has once in a while been made out outside the entrance to Auburn State Park flashing a lamp. No matter what, this is an unfriendly phantom that is rather not messed with.
The martian commander of a UFO is sometimes
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noticed strolling from building to building around midnight on an Auburn street.
An alien tourist from space has allegedly been noticed on numerous occasions rummaging around in a freezer in the kitchen of an Auburn residence before dawn.
The spirit of a gentleman having on a police uniform can every now and then be spotted hauling a
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corpse from the freezing water of Clipper Creek in the early morning hours.
A space invader from planet Mars was seen flinging chunks of concrete into Halsey Forebay before dawn.
A space invader from another solar system showed up screaming at the watcher to stay away at North Fork Dam before dawn.
Julius Ceasar was distinguished flinging stones by Lime Rock.
A massive whale appeared resting at the kitchen counter in an Auburn trailer.
A Brachiosaurus was noticed in a deserted location in the neighborhood of Auburn.
An enormous kid is repeatedly spotted hitch-hiking along a dark road near Auburn.
A gigantic sloth is known to have been distinguished on one or two occasions sending a letter at an Auburn post office.
Archimedes may repeatedly be witnessed talking into the air as if someone besides was nearby.
The alien commander of an alien spaceship may be observed very frequently looking through trailer windows in Auburn before dawn.
An alien explorer from another planet has now and then been made out watching TV in an Auburn living room late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Auburn
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Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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