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These are some lies we made up about Auberry.
A gigantic hyena was perceived observing the surroundings from the pinnacle of Backbone Mountain at night.
The phantom of a young-looking female with a rope around her neck has often been seen in Backbone Creek Research Natural Area late at night covering a corpse by a sizeable rock.
A Megalosaurus is often witnessed screaming names of people by Big Sandy Bluff.
A space man has allegedly been spotted on a handful of instances after midnight glancing across Corlew Meadows.
An martian vacationer from deep space may be seen repeatedly floating along Backbone Creek at the stroke of midnight.
An enormous peccary is from time to time seen going wild in Big Sandy Valley in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial from another planet is rumored to have been perceived on frequent instances hovering in the air like a cloud in Auberry.
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Ghost Sightings From Auberry
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Ghost Sightings From Auberry
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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