|
| |
Atwater, California Lies - PAGE 2 | |
|
A woman alight, clutching a gasoline bottle has been said to have been made out on a small number of instances looking through flat windows in Atwater in the early morning hours. One of the folks who live here definitely asserts that this phantom can be the spirit of a local person who passed on here in Atwater a long time ago.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot may be spotted very often watching TV in an Atwater living room at midnight.
Vincent van Gogh has occasionally been noticed going through garbage container on an Atwater road.
A lady with a blue-green face is sometimes spotted hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Atwater.
The phantom of a mail carrier is rumored to have been noticed on a small number of occasions in a hardware store in the Atwater neighborhood. Some of the people who live here claim this ghost may well be a well-known old days inhabitant of Atwater.
A womanly person may occasionally be witnessed climbing up from a storm drain on an Atwater lane before sunrise. No matter what people express, it's a menacing ghost that should be let alone.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Atwater
Submit a lie about Atwater, California:
Other untruthful towns near Atwater, California:
Cressey, California, 3 miles away
Winton, California, 3 miles away
Ballico, California, 7 miles away
Livingston, California, 8 miles away
Merced, California, 10 miles away
Delhi, California, 12 miles away
Snelling, California, 13 miles away
El Nido, California, 15 miles away
Denair, California, 16 miles away
Hickman, California, 17 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
California
|
Ghost Sightings From Atwater
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
MORE JOKES
|
