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These are some lies we made up about Atwater.
A knight's armor devoid of a person inside is often distinguished striding from building to building before sunrise on an Atwater avenue. According to what the folks who live here declare, this ghost is the undead spirit of a former Atwater local person.
A fairly translucent guy outfitted as the skipper of a ship may regularly be witnessed in Andy Albiani Park late in the night appearing terrifying.
A sizeable bloodcurdling ghost can be noticed frequently browsing through a cabinet in the bathroom of an Atwater flat at midnight. People who have perceived this ghost claim this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while traveling through Atwater a long time ago.
A space alien from another planet has occasionally been spotted staring at folks in an Atwater apartment through a door crack.
A large creepy ogre is every now and then noticed drifting down on Black Rascal Creek before sunrise.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial
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spacecraft has been said to have been witnessed on frequent occasions at Beutel Dam at night taking in the surroundings.
The ghost of a chained up gentleman can sometimes be spotted in a deserted place in the neighborhood of Atwater.
The ghost of a young woman covered in blood was perceived waving to cars next to a dark highway close
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to Atwater. The ghost was gobbled up by the night after being distinguished. People here declare that this ghost enjoys terrifying foolish folks who are fearless enough to interrupt the quiet in Atwater.
The ghost of an elderly witch came into view right by the entrance to George J. Hatfield State Park dining on a fish. Scared by the observers the phantom faded away into the night.
An enormous guinea pig was witnessed mailing a box at an Atwater post office.
An ET from Saturn came into sight smoking a cigar at Pinnacles National Monument.
A gentleman with a large hole through his upper body was distinguished gulping regular from a pump at a gas station in Atwater. This individual ghost has been distinguished frequently in this zone.
A gentleman with the head of a leprechaun was made out speaking into the night as if somebody else was present. There are further accounts with reference to this ghost in the vicinity.
A space invader from space has frequently been spotted walking a Collie after midnight
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on a murky Atwater residential road.
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Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
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