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A giant chipmunk came into sight among the trees of El Palo Alto hauling a skull.
The ghost of a street bum was perceived on the shore of Bear Gulch Reservoir yelling. There have been many accounts regarding this ghost in the vicinity.
An martian traveler from another galaxy has frequently been seen staring at the water by Petes Harbor at night.
The ghost of an aged hag is frequently spotted attempting to capture something by Alambique Creek. A resident asserts that this ghost could be a famous old days inhabitant of Atherton. One thing's for sure, it's without a doubt a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
The Ugly Duckling has been said to have been observed on many occasions watching cable in an Atherton living room at the stroke of midnight.
A gentleman with a large hole through his torso may be witnessed very frequently shifting orbs about down beside the water at Ravenswood Point.
A man with the head of a beast
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has once in a while been distinguished looking menacing in Appletree Gulch in the early morning hours. One of the people who live here steadfastly alleges that this phantom is most likely the tormented phantom of a person who used to have a house here in Atherton.
A massive crocodile is every so often observed browsing through trash container
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on an Atherton street.
An ET from another world has been observed on several occasions trying to dump a corpse in Bay Slough around midnight.
A partly decomposed human corpse may from time to time be observed hovering over The Meadows in the early morning hours before sunrise. A number of of those who live here say this ghost is the undeparted soul of an old Atherton local.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has frequently been spotted viewing the view from the apex of Belmont Hill at night.
An alien is repeatedly distinguished on an Atherton residential street at the stroke of midnight.
A woman on fire, clutching a fuel container has purportedly been made out on a handful of occasions in Alexander Park late at night pulling a dead body over rocks. In any case, this ghost unquestionably is creepy; one that is preferably not messed with.
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Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
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