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These are some lies we made up about Atascadero.
The spirit of an old cleaning lady is from time to time perceived trying on a jacket in an Atascadero house.
A space man from deep space has purportedly been spotted on a handful of instances struggling out of a manhole on an Atascadero street late at night.
The martian commander of an alien spaceship can occasionally be made out on the water's edge of Atascadero Lake annihilating a box.
An ET from planet Mercury has frequently been noticed in Atascadero Lake at the stroke of midnight concealing a cadaver by a big rock.
A massive boar is often noticed in Atascadero Creek trying to locate a map.
The phantom of a young-looking female clad as a maid is rumored to have been spotted on several occasions on a dark night staring across Orange Flat.
An alien from another solar system may repeatedly be observed smoking a pipe in Adobe Canyon in the early morning hours.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may
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be seen frequently snooping in mailboxes around midnight in Atascadero.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system has once in a while been seen reading a magazine up on Cerro Alto.
The phantom of a youthful cowboy is occasionally seen grasping a human skull next to Beauty Spring very late at night.
An ET from planet
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Mars has supposedly been perceived on a few instances performing a piece of music on a flute in an Atascadero trailer.
A space man from another galaxy may sometimes be observed in a mirror in an Atascadero house; the phantom was only detectable in the mirror.
The ghost of a coal-miner was perceived outside Cayucos State Beach attempting to exclaim something. The bystander became frightened and ran off.
The ghost of a gentleman clothed as a gas station attendant came into view in Pinnacles National Monument near the ranger station struggling to touch something. The ghost nodded to the onlooker.
A lady with a half transparent body was witnessed in a home near Atascadero. When the ghost was spotted it vanished into the air. Several folks claim this phantom takes pleasure in startling people who come trying to locate phantoms in Atascadero.
A big bloodcurdling beast emerged seeking a bag under a parked pickup in an Atascadero parking lot on a dark night.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole
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in his forehead was distinguished terrifying people before dawn on a park bench in Atascadero. Panic stricken by the onlookers the spirit faded away into the night. One thing's for guaranteed, this phantom unquestionably is chilling; one that you wouldn't want to come across at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Atascadero
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What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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