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These are some lies we made up about Arvin.
A space man from Mars may frequently be made out in a desolate spot next to Arvin.
A huge raccoon may be distinguished very often going crazy in Arvin Little League Field at midnight.
An extraterrestrial from outer space has now and then been noticed tossing pebbles in the center of Caliente Creek.
A space alien has supposedly been spotted on a small number of instances spitting at passing cars by a gloomy highway next to Arvin.
An extraterrestrial tourist from deep space has frequently been made out piling pebbles next to Amargo Springs at night.
The phantom of a gentleman gripping a blood-covered axe is frequently spotted at night exploring Little Sycamore Canyon in detail. One thing is for certain, it's a frightening phantom that you shouldn't go searching for.
A space alien from another galaxy is known to have been observed on a few occasions looking down into the water at Comanche Point at night.
A massive lovebird may regularly
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be witnessed guzzling diesel from a fuel pump at a fueling station in Arvin.
A colossal ewe may be distinguished very often speaking into the air as if someone besides was near.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft has from time to time been made out walking a Bulldog around midnight on a murky Arvin lane.
A sizeable chilling
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giant is once in a while witnessed staring through home windows in Arvin in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a civil war fighter has been said to have been seen on frequent instances sobbing in Fort Tejon State Park quite near the ranger station. Some folks say this ghost likes scaring foolish folks who have the guts to interrupt the serenity in Arvin.
An alien from planet Pluto may now and then be seen in Channel Islands National Park quite near the ranger station screaming.
The ghost of a man with the sign of the devil engraved into his foot was perceived watching cable in an Arvin living room at night. When the ghost was seen it faded away into the air.
An ET from another part of the galaxy showed up going through garbage container on an Arvin residential road.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft came into sight suspended in the air like a cloud in Arvin.
The ghost of a terribly mangled huntsman hauling a dead deer was distinguished gazing at a lady sleeping on a futon in a residence
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in Arvin. Being frightened by the witnesses the spirit fled into the darkness.
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Ghost Sightings From Arvin
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Ghost Sightings From Arvin
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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