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These are some lies we made up about Artois.
The spirit of a tied up gentleman is every so often witnessed concealing a dead body by a sizeable boulder in Legion Memorial Park at midnight. People here allege that this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Artois in the past.
A massive gnu has purportedly been made out on a small number of occasions wandering from mobile home to mobile home on a dark night on an Artois residential street.
Issac Newton can occasionally be witnessed pulling a cadaver from the chilly water of Gay Creek very late at night.
A huge newt was seen browsing through a cabinet in the bathroom of an Artois apartment at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a young woman covered in blood came into view sitting at a table in an Artois home. This is one of those ghosts that is perceived time and again in the neighborhood. One of the local residents strongly says that this ghost is that of a person who had a home here in Artois before the present.
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Ghost Sightings From Artois
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Ghost Sightings From Artois
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
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