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These are some lies we made up about Artesia.
The ghost of a youthful man having on a confederate uniform was observed in an Artesia area hardware store, pacing the aisles. The ghost did not seem to be troubled by the eye witnesses.
The ghost of a street bum has repeatedly been spotted in Amelia Mayberry Park at night shuffling orbs around.
An enormous bat is regularly observed drifting by on Brea Creek at midnight.
A space man from planet Neptune may often be observed facing the bystander very late at night by a mailbox in Artesia.
A massive squirrel can be seen repeatedly relaxing at the kitchen counter in an Artesia building yelling at the eye witness to go away.
The ghost of an old witch has occasionally been spotted hurling boulders up on the pinnacle of Signal Hill. A local resident alleges that this ghost may be a famous yesteryear native of Artesia. In any event, it's a scary ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A colossal tiger is every now and then distinguished
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striding through a house in Artesia.
A huge grizzly bear has purportedly been seen on numerous occasions strolling through a building near Artesia.
A Centrosaurus can now and then be seen trashing a box near the entrance to Angeles National Forest.
A huge cougar has often been witnessed in Santa Monica Mountains National Recreation
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Area at the park headquarters sipping blood from a glass.
A woman's body having a raccoon's head is regularly made out at a pay phone in Artesia making a telephone call. No matter what, it unquestionably is a creepy ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
A space invader from another galaxy has allegedly been observed on a small number of instances marching through an Artesia neighborhood churchyard.
Little Red Riding Hood may frequently be made out smoking a cigar beside a wild road in close proximity to Artesia in the early morning hours.
A space invader can be spotted repeatedly standing by a desolate highway right next door to Artesia.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another solar system has from time to time been witnessed in a home in Artesia.
A space alien from another planet is sometimes distinguished in an Artesia residence.
A guy having the head of a leprechaun has been said to have been perceived on frequent instances strolling along a deserted highway close to Artesia.
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gigantic kitten can every so often be made out becoming visible in a bedroom mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Artesia
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Ghost Sightings From Artesia

Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said: - I think we're surrounded. Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school! - No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet. - Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there. - No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please. - No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all. Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''. Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic. - I can see, I can see, hooray! Delbert went in. - I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily. - Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said - Look guys, new wheels!. Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur? - I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert. Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets? - Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that. The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face. - Where have you been? Asked his brothers. - You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood. The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile. - Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers. - You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood. The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head. - Where have you been brother, asked his brothers. - You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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