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These are some lies we made up about Arroyo Grande.
The phantom of a gravely mangled huntsman hauling a dead cougar is occasionally witnessed laundering a bloody pillow in Newsom Springs after midnight.
An alien from another part of the galaxy has been made out on many occasions piling pebbles by Los Berros Creek.
A lady devoid of a head has repeatedly been made out in a wild zone outside Arroyo Grande.
An extraterrestrial is frequently made out in a rubber raft on Lopez Reservoir looking for an object.
A giant sloth has been perceived on several occasions waving to cars down a shadowy highway next to Arroyo Grande.
The martian crew member of an unidentified flying object may frequently be spotted ascending out of Pismo Lake drenched in filth around midnight.
The ghost of a youthful female with a line around her neck can be distinguished very frequently in the early morning hours checking out Adobe Canyon in detail. A person who lives here claims that this phantom is that of a
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local resident who dwelled here in Arroyo Grande a long time ago.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has sometimes been seen discussing into the thin air by Pismo Bench.
A gentleman lacking a head is rumored to have been spotted on a small number of instances in Callender Dunes at midnight pulling a corpse across the ground. One of the local residents
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steadfastly argues that this ghost loves startling foolish folks who are fearless enough to disturb the serenity in Arroyo Grande. Regardless of what, this ghost indisputably is creepy; one that is rather not disrupted.
The ghost of an aged gold digger with a sizeable mustache and a wooden leg may now and then be spotted downing unleaded from a pump at a fuel station in Arroyo Grande. One thing's for sure, this is a hostile ghost that you don't want to encounter before sunrise.
An enormous donkey was noticed staring at the view from the apex of Camp Hill very late at night.
A minotaur appeared looking at the water by Lopez Dam on a dark night.
An martian vacationer from another galaxy was noticed verbalizing into the air as if somebody besides was present.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy was made out walking a Rottweiler before dawn on a dark Arroyo Grande residential street.
The ghost of an aged woman clutching a pistol was spotted peeping through house windows in Arroyo Grande
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after midnight. The phantom mentioned revenging a murder. In any event, it's a scary ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Arroyo Grande
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Ghost Sightings From Arroyo Grande
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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