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These are some lies we made up about Aromas.
A very large cow is once in a while spotted down next to El Pajaro Springs at the stroke of midnight sobbing.
An ET from another solar system has allegedly been spotted on a handful of instances on the peak of Atherton Peak late in the night watching the view.
A beheaded woman can now and then be seen gazing at a person snoozing in a bed in an apartment in Aromas. Locals who have noticed this ghost claim this ghost enjoys frightening foolhardy folks who come looking for ghosts in Aromas.
An ET has often been made out before sunrise exploring Arano Canyon in detail.
The martian navigator of a UFO is often noticed in Abbe Park at night concealing a body by a big boulder.
A gargantuan deer is known to have been spotted on a handful of occasions by Carnadero Creek reasoning.
William Shakespeare may repeatedly be perceived shouting at a shrub in Thompsons Grove before sunrise.
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Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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