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These are some lies we made up about Arnold.
A space alien from planet Mercury has allegedly been witnessed on a small number of occasions dispatching a letter at an Arnold post office.
Vasco da Gama can repeatedly be distinguished on the water's edge of Fly in Acres Reservoir twinkling a kerosene lamp.
A gigantic lemur can be witnessed often stopping by McKays Point in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A colossal antelope has every so often been spotted in Calaveras Big Trees State Park after midnight scaring people.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos is rumored to have been made out on frequent instances swallowing unleaded from a gasoline pump at a fuel station in Arnold.
A centaur may now and then be spotted downing water from Cold Spring at night.
A man having the head of a goblin is regularly observed in Calaveras Big Trees State Park outside the ranger station gazing angrily at the eye witness.
A very large ermine has supposedly been witnessed on numerous instances
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on the summit of Blue Mountain before dawn gazing at the view.
A big chilling ogre may be observed time and again walking a German Shepherd late at night on a murky Arnold residential road.
A partly rotten human cadaver has from time to time been noticed burning a hat amongst the plants of Calaveras Bigtree National Forest. Nevertheless, this is a horrible ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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Ghost Sightings From Arnold
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Ghost Sightings From Arnold
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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