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These are some lies we made up about Armona.
An alien from the Moon was spotted trying to articulate something beside a streetlight in Armona.
An ET from another solar system was noticed walking from house to house around midnight on an Armona residential street.
A female with her head and left arm and left leg severed has regularly been made out in Civic Center Park in the early morning hours before sunrise pondering. One of the people who live here steadfastly declares that this ghost is that of a resident who settled here in Armona some time ago.
The martian crew member of a flying saucer is often made out searching through a refrigerator in the kitchen of an Armona apartment late at night.
Archimedes has been said to have been perceived on a small number of instances resting at a table in an Armona flat.
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Ghost Sightings From Armona
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Ghost Sightings From Armona
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
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