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These are some lies we made up about Arcata.
A huge basilisk was distinguished reading a pamphlet in Essex Gulch late in the night.
An alien vacationer from another part of the galaxy has frequently been made out on the highest spot of Fickle Hill on a dark night gazing at the vista.
A large frightening ghost is regularly spotted in a rubber boat on Essex Pond sobbing.
A gigantic mustang has allegedly been noticed on several instances walking a Sheepdog late at night on a shady Arcata residential street.
The ghost of a young-looking man sporting a confederate uniform may regularly be spotted digging a cavity in the ground in Arcata Community Forest after midnight. In any event, it's a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A very large gnu may be spotted often looking through apartment windows in Arcata late in the night.
The ghost of a chained up guy has occasionally been perceived watching shows in an Arcata living room late at night. Based on what the
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local residents allege, this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying foolhardy people who are bold enough to disrupt the serenity in Arcata.
The ghost of a young-looking woman covered in blood is from time to time perceived in Arcata Ball Park very late at night pulling a body across the ground. No matter what, it unquestionably is a creepy spirit
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that is better not disrupted.
The phantom of an aged witch has purportedly been witnessed on frequent instances searching through trash cans on an Arcata residential street. Regardless of what people utter, this ghost undeniably is bloodcurdling; one that you would not want to bump into late at night.
A lady's body with a bear's head may once in a while be seen looking over Arcata Bottoms at night. Lots of people who live here assert this ghost takes pleasure in startling foolhardy people who come trying to find ghosts in Arcata.
A man with the head of a demon has regularly been spotted down at Clam Beach in the early morning hours before sunrise swimming.
An alien from planet Saturn is repeatedly made out in the center of Boundary Creek gazing angrily at the watcher.
A moderately decomposed human dead body has been said to have been made out on a handful of instances on an Arcata street late at night.
Julius Ceasar can regularly be noticed looking at a guy snoozing on a mattress in a mobile home
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Ghost Sightings From Arcata
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Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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