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These are some lies we made up about Arcadia.
The ghost of a delivery man may frequently be spotted on an Arcadia lane late at night. A number of of the locals say this ghost may very well be a famous days gone by inhabitant of Arcadia.
A Plateosaurus may be spotted very often at Bailey Debris Dam late in the night enjoying the surroundings.
A space man has occasionally been distinguished in Bailey Canyon at the stroke of midnight reading a tabloid.
A guy's body with the head of a horse is from time to time noticed flying across Auburn Debris Basin before dawn. It's been asserted that this precise ghost is probably the undeceased ghost of a person who used to have a home here in Arcadia. In any event, it is in all certainty a menacing ghost that you don't want to come across before sunrise.
The ghost of a gentleman gripping a sword may once in a while be perceived howling by the water at Eaton Canyon Reservoir.
The martian commander of an unidentified flying object is often observed
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at Alhambra Wash late in the night hurling pieces of wood into the stream.
A very large impala is rumored to have been spotted on a handful of instances down beside Sturtevant Falls in the early morning hours trying to grip something.
A space man from planet Pluto may often be noticed on the peak of Clamshell Peak very late at night studying
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the panorama.
The ghost of a woman having letters etched into her cheek may be seen time and again suspended in the air like a helium balloon in Arcadia.
An ET from space has once in a while been distinguished staring at a lady snoozing on the floor in a residence in Arcadia.
The extraterrestrial commander of an unidentified flying object has been said to have been observed on many occasions in an autopart store in the Arcadia neighborhood.
A lady with larvae crawling out of her ears was made out looking bloodcurdling in Alhambra Park in the early morning hours before sunrise. Additional people around here have had equivalent happenings involving a similar ghost.
The ghost of a tied up lady became visible trying on clothes in an Arcadia mobile home. This ghost is fantastically active in this vicinity; there have been numerous additional accounts of this individual ghost. No matter what, this ghost unquestionably is frightening; one that any normal person wouldn't wish to meet.
A woman with the head of a
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leprechaun was witnessed outside the entrance to Angeles National Forest gazing wrathfully at the viewer. The watcher ran away when she set eyes on the ghost.
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Ghost Sightings From Arcadia
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Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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