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The ghost of an elderly man with a big gray mustache may from time to time be seen staring over Colusa Basin around midnight. Folks here who have noticed this ghost say this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long dead Arbuckle local person.
An alien vacationer from space has often been made out floating down on Cortina Creek at night.
A woman with a machete sticking out of her head is regularly perceived struggling out of Dry Slough soaked in filth at midnight. In any case, it's a frightening ghost that is rather not interrupted.
The ghost of a lady with a bag fastened around her head has been perceived on numerous instances sitting in a beanbag in a flat close to Arbuckle.
A colossal armadillo can frequently be witnessed in the rear seat of a car by the driver noticing the ghost in his rear view mirror before dawn.
A big terrifying ogre can be distinguished frequently raking leaves in the front yard of a flat in Arbuckle.
A large menacing ghost has every so often been noticed taking a rest on the floor in a mobile home in Arbuckle.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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