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These are some lies we made up about Aptos.
A large menacing dragon has every now and then been made out drinking gasoline from a gasoline pump at a gas station in Aptos.
The alien captain of a UFO is every now and then observed by Valencia Lagoon screaming.
An martian explorer from outer space is known to have been perceived on frequent occasions in Bear Valley at night struggling to utter something.
The spirit of a female with a stiletto in her heart can now and then be perceived in Aptos Village Park at midnight trying to seize something. Many people who live here allege this ghost loves scaring foolish people who are courageous enough to upset the silence in Aptos.
A gargantuan snake is regularly witnessed shining a lantern up on Bean Hill.
An ET from planet Jupiter has allegedly been seen on several instances by Capitola Bluffs thinking.
A space invader from another world may repeatedly be seen looking at the waves beside the water at Capitola Beach at night.
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alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship can be seen repeatedly walking a dog at the stroke of midnight on a gloomy Aptos lane.
Christopher Columbus is every now and then distinguished beside Badger Spring before sunrise pointing at the viewer.
A lady having the head of a leprechaun has allegedly been made out on frequent instances
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climbing a tall tree in Ollason Grove at night. One thing is for certain, it's a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A lady carrying her head beside her arm can now and then be distinguished at night floating along on Amaya Creek.
The phantom of a young-looking woman in a bloody dress was noticed on the water's edge of Brush Lagoon scraping out an outlet. This is one of those ghosts that is witnessed repeatedly nearby. Nonetheless, it is unquestionably a menacing ghost that should be avoided.
An enormous ground hog was witnessed watching television in an Aptos living room in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A huge chamois was seen around midnight looking across Grizzly Flat.
A space invader from planet Pluto was witnessed down near the water at Pleasure Point trying to locate an object.
An Anchisaurus has frequently been witnessed searching through garbage cans on an Aptos residential road.
An alien from the cosmos has allegedly been noticed on many instances on an Aptos
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street in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Aptos
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Ghost Sightings From Aptos
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
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