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These are some lies we made up about Apple Valley.
An ET may be witnessed repeatedly next to the shore at Apple Pond pointing at the onlooker.
The scary spirit of a Barbarian is from time to time spotted hovering across Apple Valley Dry Lake late at night. Regardless of what folks utter, it's without a doubt a scary ghost that any normal person wouldn't want to encounter.
A guy that turned into a vampire has supposedly been perceived on a handful of instances watching the view from the highest spot of Bass Hill late in the night. One thing's for sure, this is a bad phantom that you shouldn't go seeking.
A glowing human character may sometimes be witnessed burying a dead body by a large boulder in Bass Sports Center on a dark night.
An alien vacationer from deep space was made out walking a Pit Bull at night on a gloomy Apple Valley street.
A Centrosaurus was observed watching shows in an Apple Valley living room late at night.
An alien from Mars materialized swallowing
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blood from a container in Desert Knolls Wash.
An alien from another part of the galaxy was made out on the peak of one of the mountains in the Deadman Hills in the early morning hours before sunrise having a burger.
The ghost of a youthful man in a leather jacket was perceived at night scrutinizing Apple Valley in detail. The ghost was
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unconcerned that there was someone else there. A local person declares that this ghost is the stressed soul of a long dead Apple Valley local.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship has often been observed rummaging around in trash container on an Apple Valley lane.
A gigantic panther is often distinguished reading a tabloid down next to McInnis Spring before sunrise.
A beheaded gentleman has supposedly been spotted on several instances hanging in the air like a cloud in Apple Valley. One of the people who live here determinedly asserts that this ghost is that of a local resident who had a home here in Apple Valley many years ago. Anyway, it's a terrifying ghost that should be stayed away from.
A space man from planet Pluto can frequently be witnessed looking at a person snoozing in an armchair in a trailer in Apple Valley.
An ET from space has now and then been perceived gazing in Mojave National Preserve at the ranger station.
The ghost of a nurse with a blood-splattered uniform is occasionally
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perceived in a hardware store in the Apple Valley neighborhood. In any case, it is in all certainty a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not messed with.
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It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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