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These are some lies we made up about Applegate.
A space alien from another world can frequently be made out by Codfish Falls before dawn obliterating a map.
A Centrosaurus can be distinguished frequently bass fishing from the water's edge of Halsey Forebay at midnight.
A man that turned into a vampire has now and then been seen at North Fork Dam around midnight enjoying the landscape. Locals here who have spotted this ghost declare this ghost can be the soul of a local who died here in Applegate in the past.
The ghost of a pregnant lady is every so often perceived in American Canyon before sunrise drinking motor oil.
A decapitated man is rumored to have been perceived on several occasions in the early morning hours gazing across Cherokee Flat.
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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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