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These are some lies we made up about Anza.
A space invader has from time to time been witnessed at Cottonwood Fire Break on a dark night shouting at the viewer to beat it.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from space has purportedly been made out on many instances hurling boulders at the waterfront at Hog Lake.
A space man from planet Venus can now and then be made out looking over Anza Valley in the early morning hours.
A massive gemsbok has often been perceived in Cahuilla Indian Reservation at night obliterating a glove.
An alien from another galaxy is regularly spotted posting a letter at an Anza post office.
A massive tapir has purportedly been made out on a few occasions slurping root beer down next to Duval Spring in the early morning hours.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship may be witnessed often viewing the surroundings from the summit of Baldy Mountain at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Anza
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Ghost Sightings From Anza
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
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