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These are some lies we made up about Antioch.
A female having a knife in her head was perceived by Contra Loma Dam around midnight looking at the water. This phantom is fantastically active in this area; there have been one or two other stories of this particular phantom. One thing's for sure, this is an unpleasant spirit that any reasonable person would not want to meet.
An extraterrestrial emerged on an Antioch residential road in the early morning hours.
A very large pronghorn was perceived flinging boulders down by the water at Antioch Point.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was distinguished hanging in the air like a helium balloon in Antioch.
William Shakespeare has regularly been perceived at Cabin Slough late in the night heaving pebbles into the water.
An enormous alligator is regularly distinguished in Almondridge Park at the stroke of midnight glugging down blood from a container.
A gargantuan marten is rumored to have been spotted on several
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occasions by Mayberry Slough looking for a photo.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian fighter can be witnessed repeatedly gobbling a fish in Deer Valley at night.
A giant monkey has every so often been distinguished after midnight flying over Sidney Flat.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars is now and then witnessed guzzling water
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from Chaparral Spring around midnight.
A space alien from deep space has supposedly been seen on a handful of instances looking at a lady snoozing on the floor in an apartment in Antioch.
An enormous fox may once in a while be observed in a restaurant in the Antioch vicinity.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack grasping a large axe is often spotted hauling a cranium in Benicia State Park at the ranger station.
The menacing phantom of a Barbarian has been perceived on many instances shouting outside Golden Gate National Recreation Area. In any event, it's a creepy phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.
A chilling skeleton may frequently be spotted trying on clothes in an Antioch flat. No matter what, it is certainly a scary spirit that is better not disrupted.
A large chilling monster can be witnessed frequently ascending out of a drain hole on an Antioch avenue before dawn.
A very large gopher has sometimes been observed poking around in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Antioch.
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Copernicus is every so often seen playing a tune on a piano in an Antioch mobile home.
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Ghost Sightings From Antioch
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Ghost Sightings From Antioch
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
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