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The ghost of a pregnant lady is rumored to have been witnessed on a few instances relaxing on a stool in a flat in Antelope.
The ghost of a young gentleman wearing a denim jacket can every now and then be noticed smoking a cigar beside a lamppost in Antelope.
An alien tourist from another world was made out striding from apartment to apartment in the early morning hours before sunrise on an Antelope avenue.
A very large bear was noticed having a seat at a coffee table in an Antelope apartment.
A headless man came into sight clutching a headbone in American River Parkway before sunrise. Panicked by the witnesses the phantom vanished into the night.
The ghost of a doctor with a blood-splattered uniform was spotted in the early morning hours before sunrise studying Rossmoor Bar in detail. When seen the ghost came within reach of the observer who then escaped. No matter what, it's a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into after
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midnight.
The ghost of a guy carrying a blood-splattered sword was spotted at Arcade Creek on a dark night flinging boulders into the flowing water. There are several reports involving this ghost in the area.
A large frightening monster has frequently been seen looking at people in an Antelope residence through a peephole.
A huge
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beaver is regularly distinguished in a deserted area right next door to Antelope.
An ET from planet Pluto has been spotted on one or two occasions twinkling a flash light right by the entrance to Auburn State Park.
A colossal steer may be spotted very frequently spitting at passing cars beside a murky highway near Antelope.
A massive canary has every now and then been perceived posting a container at an Antelope post office.
An extraterrestrial from deep space is once in a while made out swallowing diesel from a pump at a fuel station in Antelope.
An extraterrestrial may sometimes be noticed discussing into the air as if somebody in addition was in attendance.
An Allosaurus is often seen staring through house windows in Antelope on a dark night.
A military uniform pacing about with no body in it has allegedly been observed on several instances watching TV in an Antelope living room late in the night.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can repeatedly be noticed rummaging around
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in garbage cans on an Antelope avenue.
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Ghost Sightings From Antelope
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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